Posted on 03/03/2023 2:25:21 PM PST by maddog55
In a lawsuit filed yesterday in federal court, the NYC Pride community spokesperson says “We are running out of letters to describe our community. Being limited to 26 letters is obviously discriminatory in nature. We call on the Supreme Court to mandate that the Department of Education add letters to the alphabet.”
“Size matters!” he-she-they elaborated. “Bigger is obviously better, and we demand a longer acronym. No longer will we be held back by the size of the English alphabet that was clearly created by straight white homophobic cis-gender man people!”
“The Chinese have more than 100,000 characters in their language.” he-she-they continued, “We demand that the English language be more like Chinese. They are better at everything they do than we are, and it’s time this country caught up. Until our inevitable victory against the fascism of English, we demand people use the following acronym to describe our community. There will be a pop quiz on Monday to see if you have been appropriately educated, or if you need further instruction. The new Alphabet Mafia has arrived!”
“Learn it, love it, use it!”
(Excerpt) Read more at liberalism.wtf ...
Is this new competition for the Bee?
Alpha- bits are racist!!!
I’d like to see Biden enunciate that.
“LGBTIQCAPGNGFNBA2K+ Community”
I prefer the label - original from yours truly here FR -
“Acro-sexual”
Got to fit FJB in there.
DEISJWTMPBPRIRSDBNGMD
Diversity, Equity, Inclusion, Social Justice, Whitey Must Pay, Black Privilege, Rain Is Racist, Say De Bitches Namb, Gibs Me Dat.
But don't let "them" see it, they will demand it be used.
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he does all of the time
So they can all F themselves.
It’s too bad they cancelled Dr. Seuss’ “On Beyond Zebra.”
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