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LGBTIQCAPGNGFNBA2K+ Community Sues for More Letters in the Alphabet
liberalism.wtf ^ | 11 July 2021 | Galt Freeman

Posted on 03/03/2023 2:25:21 PM PST by maddog55

In a lawsuit filed yesterday in federal court, the NYC Pride community spokesperson says “We are running out of letters to describe our community. Being limited to 26 letters is obviously discriminatory in nature. We call on the Supreme Court to mandate that the Department of Education add letters to the alphabet.”

“Size matters!” he-she-they elaborated. “Bigger is obviously better, and we demand a longer acronym. No longer will we be held back by the size of the English alphabet that was clearly created by straight white homophobic cis-gender man people!”

“The Chinese have more than 100,000 characters in their language.” he-she-they continued, “We demand that the English language be more like Chinese. They are better at everything they do than we are, and it’s time this country caught up. Until our inevitable victory against the fascism of English, we demand people use the following acronym to describe our community. There will be a pop quiz on Monday to see if you have been appropriately educated, or if you need further instruction. The new Alphabet Mafia has arrived!”

“Learn it, love it, use it!”

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1 posted on 03/03/2023 2:25:21 PM PST by maddog55
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Is this new competition for the Bee?


2 posted on 03/03/2023 2:34:43 PM PST by fwdude (Society has been fully polarized now, and you have to decide on which pole you want to be found.)
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To: maddog55

Alpha- bits are racist!!!


3 posted on 03/03/2023 2:43:57 PM PST by _longranger81
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I’d like to see Biden enunciate that.


4 posted on 03/03/2023 2:46:29 PM PST by KittyKares
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To: maddog55

“LGBTIQCAPGNGFNBA2K+ Community”

I prefer the label - original from yours truly here FR -

“Acro-sexual”


5 posted on 03/03/2023 2:47:32 PM PST by logi_cal869 (-cynicus the "concern troll" a/o 10/03/2018 /!i!! &@$%&*(@ -)
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To: maddog55

Got to fit FJB in there.


6 posted on 03/03/2023 2:57:10 PM PST by MtnClimber (For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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To: logi_cal869
“LGBTIQCAPGNGFNBA2K+ Community”

DEISJWTMPBPRIRSDBNGMD

Diversity, Equity, Inclusion, Social Justice, Whitey Must Pay, Black Privilege, Rain Is Racist, Say De Bitches Namb, Gibs Me Dat.

But don't let "them" see it, they will demand it be used.

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7 posted on 03/03/2023 2:58:53 PM PST by TLI (ITINERIS IMPENDEO VALHALLA)
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To: KittyKares

he does all of the time


8 posted on 03/03/2023 3:01:15 PM PST by dirtymac ( Now Is The Time For All Good Men To ComeTo The Aid Of Their Country! NOW) )
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To: maddog55
They missing H for hermaphrodite

So they can all F themselves.

9 posted on 03/03/2023 3:42:38 PM PST by SpokeshaveReturns (Proud Boys, Angry Dads and Grumpy Grandads.)
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To: MtnClimber

10 posted on 03/03/2023 3:43:38 PM PST by 4Liberty (The media is one long advertisement for the sino-industrial complex.)
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To: maddog55

It’s too bad they cancelled Dr. Seuss’ “On Beyond Zebra.”


11 posted on 03/03/2023 6:06:02 PM PST by scrabblehack
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; Bockscar; BraveMan; cardinal4; ...
This topic was posted 3/3/2023, thanks maddog55.

12 posted on 06/15/2023 10:19:25 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (NeverTrumpers are Republicans the same way Liz Cheney is a Republican.)
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