Drunk as Cooter Brown.
Bless your heart.
Raining like a cow pi**ing on a flat rock.
In reference to an expensive item.
That’s higher than Willie Nelson
Isn’t that nice
“That just rots my socks.”.???
Drunker than a boiled owl.
It’s raining like pouring piss out of a boot.
She cussed him til a fly wouldn’t land on him!
She beat the billy blue hell out of him!
He hates that more than God hates sin!
He needed killin!
By the Eternal!
You stink so bad you’d drive buzzards off a garbage wagon!
He’s meandering around like a duck that’s been hit with a shovel!
You clabbercod!
You shot at what the little boy shot at and missed-—nothing.