Any day now.............................................../s
RE: Last night, Putin’s health deteriorated, he refused to eat because of severe nausea and headache
And why should we believe this report?
Yesterday I ate at denny’s house and my health deteriorated. I was on the toilet for about two hours. I refused to eat anything until I felt better. I don’t usually eat in the bathroom when I’m sitting on the toilet. Gross. Believe me. It’s just so terrible. Anyway my health is all deteriorated and I think I’m going to die because of refusing to eat and having nausea. Pray for me.
I suffer from occasional scotoma migraines. The same thing happens to me now and then.
History tells us that the leader’s death does not offer the results the opposition desires. ie. Julius Caesar
While I would welcome Putin’s demise...I think it’s a wee bit of a stretch to review his daily appetite.
As I tell my children, “Planning for a death to drive your future plans is a bad plan.”
Anyway....I would prefer he be dragged out to the courtyard and machine gunned down like a rabid animal. But that’s just me.
I hear Putin stumbles every time he boards airplanes, defecates his drawers in the presence of Dignitaries, gets lost in the Kremlin, conjures false memories in public, and incessantly mumbles incoherently to himself.
So we know how Vladimir Putin was feeling just last night.
But Fetterman? Nobody knows...
I wonder what the Over/Under is on when Pootie gets a 9mm headache?
I don’t know anything about Putin’s health other than anecdotally he does not look well at times in comparison to years ago.
However, I do know that Russia has a lot of nukes. The idea that they will be defeated in the Ukraine or Crimea seems absurd to me given that Putin has threatened to use them AND it appears that he and his inner circle view Western encroachment as an existential threat to themselves. This is a real threat to Putin maintaining power inside of Russia because he would likely be removed if he loses - that is the history of Russia. He and his inner circle are easy targets given the amount of wealth they have siphoned off from the Russian people.
I hear a lot of “smart” people claiming that threats of nuclear war are nothing more than a “bluff” by Putin, but I am not willing to risk the lives of my children on this. This is an incredibly dangerous game with potential downsides far beyond our imagination.
Why are we not pushing for peace? The human tragedy grows larger by the day, the Ukraine is being decimated and much of its population will not return, and the odds of this limited conflict becoming larger grow exponentially.
Hillary was supposedly sick with a neurodegenerative disease in 2016, Biden has some form of dementia but it doesn’t progress, Fetterman could be in a coma but he’s still in the US senate. It seems that every time we hear of an evil government person’s imminent demise, it doesn’t happen.
Anyone remember Chevy Chase’s Francisco Franco updates in the first season of Saturday Night Live?
Maybe they are getting ready to kill him.
I’m sure the question on everyone’s mind now is: what color are his stools?…
Sheesh..
Death Watch — Who will die first?
Vlad Putin
Jimmah Carter
Demented John Fetterman
Demented Dianne Feinstein
Demented Joe Biden
(Your choice inserted here!)
It’s a conspiracy theory and I have no evidence for this, but the war isn’t going as well for Russia as Putin said it would. There are powerful oligarchs who backed Putin and listened to him when he told them it would be a quick, easy victory. In the past, people who have pissed off these oligarchs have been known to have their health deteriorate rather suddenly, usually due to ingestion of substances that tend to cause such effects. Is it possible that the oligarchs have realized that Putin has botched this war and are getting rid of him as a result?
Were you self-flagellating or masturbating when you posted this? It has to be one or other. Why else keep humiliating yourself?
You need psychiatric help.