BTW, if you don't want to rub elbows with such people, why are you posting on this thread?
As an aside, there's a rumor that Satan offered people in hell a day-pass to visit that part of heaven where humorless people were kept.
There were no takers. Everyone said, "No thanks, we're fine."
Because you posted the article and then opened it up for comment. That's kinda how things work. Next time limit participation to those who believe rubbish like this is high comedy.