I’d rather stare at a wall for two hours
Haven’t heard of this until the other day, but now I gotta see it
Because cocaine is so funny.
LOL — looks like a lotta fun!
I thought it must be somewhat like "ManBearPig", but it did have Hunter Biden's face in it, so I started to noodle it out, but didn't realize what it was being related to...a movie!)
Lemme guess….the sequel will called Rehab Bear.
Is it true that Hunter Biden plays the bear?
Am I wrong (as usual) or is Cocaine Bear just the next Sharknado?
I saw it last Sunday. It was goofy and over the top gory. It was better than I expected. It’s a dark comedy—certainly not for some. I thought it was funny.
In real life, the bear sadly died.
Thankfully, so did the pilot, who threw the cocaine out of the plane. I say thankfully as he was importing addiction and death.
Jaws with paws.
I don’t go to the movies very often - usually just when my 2 youngest kids want to see a movie -— so on Tuesday afternoon I took my youngest to see the latest Marvel crap -— but I went to Cocaine Bear instead. It was hilarious! Everyone in the theater laughed non-stop. Since my wife was unable to see it with me on Tuesday, I went back yesterday afternoon with her and still laughed the whole movie. it is silly, stupid, BUT massively entertaining. I am still laughing from some of the scenes.
“Dark humor is like food...”
Reminds me of “Tucker and Dale vs Evil” (2010)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1t8OZn_uhE
Rated R for language and comedic, over-the-top gore. Lots of blood and severed limbs!
No sex, no nudity, no woke moralizing, no LGBTQ+ subplots, no forced diversity (of the three main black characters, one was a grizzled police detective, one was a drug dealer, and one was a cocaine-addicted bear).
At a taut 95 minutes running time, it didn't pretend to be anything other than a movie about a beat who eats cocaine and kills people.
It was a movie set in 1985 and it felt like it could've been made in 1985 (only with better CGI special effects).
One of Ray Liotta’s final roles.