Peruvian deliveryman caught with ‘girlfriend’ mummy in cooler bag

NY Post/MSN ^ | Mar. 1, 2023

[nuconvert]

A Peruvian mummy up to 800 years old was discovered inside a cooler bag of a food deliveryman who referred to the ancient male corpse as his “spiritual girlfriend” whom he dubbed “Juanita.”

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The man, identified as 26-year-old Julio Cesar Bermejo, revealed in an interview with the local news outlet ... that he had been sharing his room with the centuries-old skeleton, whom he nicknamed “Juanita,” having mistakenly assumed it was female.

[telescope115]

HA! I was waiting for it!

[nevadapatriot]

Nothing says love like a Peruvian trans mummy

[alexander_busek]

A Peruvian mummy up to 800 years old was discovered inside a cooler bag of a food deliveryman who referred to the ancient male corpse as his “spiritual girlfriend” whom he dubbed “Juanita.”

Isn't anyone else the least bit upset by this?!

I mean: Hygiene!

Regards,

[Libloather]

Where else are ya supposed to keep it?

[oldasrocks]

Actually that is a good idea. A mummy won’t tell you that you are wrong about every little thing and never nags.

[ViLaLuz]

Dead naming... GUILTY!