Wales, UK....................
A tourist walks into an English pub. While he is waiting for his beer, he notices to rather big women next to him talk in a strange accent. He walks up to them and says:I suspect they kicked the cwghklsvmdyznmkqspvltpv out of him."Excuse me, I can't quite put my finger on your accent -- are you two ladies from Ireland?"
They get outraged and snap back: "It's Wales, you idiot!"
"Oh, I'm sorry. Are you two whales from Ireland?"