[V K Lee]

How awful! Prayers for you speeding upward!
Consider yourself fortunate, shot in the leg.
It could have been much worse - for yourself or
others.

The ambulance ride is never a pleasant experience
unless one is permitted to sit in the front seat.

When given a choice, choose to shoot yourself in
the foot. It's much less painful, with the exception
of self esteem.

[Elsie]

The ambulance ride is never a pleasant experience unless one is permitted to sit in the front seat.

Au contraire, mon ami!

When my first kidney stone hitme outside of Durango CO, the ambulance ride was most pleasant - after the morphine kicked in.