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Heinz wants to catch up with man who survived a month at sea with nothing but ketchup, seasonings
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| February 22, 2023 6:05AM
| By Bradford Betz
Posted on 02/23/2023 12:15:33 PM PST by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger
Heinz is trying to track down the man who survived for nearly a month at sea on nothing but ketchup and seasonings.
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John Kerry wants his share.
To: Red Badger
Heinz is trying to track down the man who survived for nearly a month at sea on nothing but ketchup and seasonings.
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John Kerry wants his share.
To: Red Badger
Heinz wants to ketchup with man...
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posted on
02/23/2023 12:17:49 PM PST
by
Jim W N
(MAGA by restoring the Gospel of the Grace of Christ (Jude 3) and our Free Constitutional Republic!)
To: Red Badger
I remember back in the 1980s when WaPo and the Left typically made a big deal of the fact that Reagan’s USDA classified Ketchup as a vegetable for school lunch programs.
So this guy at least had his vegetables.
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posted on
02/23/2023 12:18:40 PM PST
by
PGR88
To: Red Badger
Wait til they find out it was “Hunts” Catsup.
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posted on
02/23/2023 12:20:18 PM PST
by
fretzer
To: Red Badger
Ketchup and 57 sauce on my Sushi has to do when survival matters.
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posted on
02/23/2023 12:21:26 PM PST
by
blackdog
((Z28.310) Forget "Global Warming", new grants are for "Galaxy Dimming")
To: Red Badger
They’ll have a hard time tracking him down. The likelihood of the guy being in Tehran or on the ramp next to a Gulfstream is pretty slim to none?
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posted on
02/23/2023 12:23:24 PM PST
by
blackdog
((Z28.310) Forget "Global Warming", new grants are for "Galaxy Dimming")
To: Red Badger
I am guessing he never wants to see, or hear about, ketchup again.
To: Red Badger
Good thing he wasn’t from Chicago. He’d have starved to death.
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posted on
02/23/2023 12:26:46 PM PST
by
toddausauras
(Trump Lake 2024....Go down swinging!)
To: Red Badger
Private label, and Mushroom Ketchup from Watkins have replaced any Heinz products in our domicile.
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posted on
02/23/2023 12:27:39 PM PST
by
blackdog
((Z28.310) Forget "Global Warming", new grants are for "Galaxy Dimming")
To: Red Badger
Back in the Obama years, when prepping was key as we headed into the unknown...I bought a very large box of those little ketchup packages.
I read an article on SurvivalBlog that they are a very good survival food source.
They are very portable, and as recent history has shown, can be the difference between starving and dying. I still have them and they'll probably last a very long time if kept cool and dry.
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posted on
02/23/2023 12:28:43 PM PST
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(You can never have enough clamps. Thanks Ben.)
To: Red Badger
To: toddausauras
Lol, people from Chicago do eat ketchup. Just not on hot dogs.
To: Red Badger
Reminds me of a Serbian young immigrant I met on construction site working as a Union Electrician who said as a kid he was forced to live in an underground bunker for months during the Clinton carpet bombing in Yugoslavia and had nothing to eat but Ketchup and pasta. Said they dropped a lot of food but the mercenary soldiers got all the good stuff
He had no love for Clinton who he thinks is responsible for destroying his country so Heinz probably wouldn't want to interview him
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posted on
02/23/2023 12:32:10 PM PST
by
KTM rider
(what if a real J6 happens someday, instead of just a silly false flag show )
To: fretzer
So, ketchup IS a vegetable after all.
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posted on
02/23/2023 1:03:34 PM PST
by
alstewartfan
("She looks like she's 19 years old, sitting there like a lady with her legs crossed." Creepy Joe)
To: Red Badger
Not ketchup...
Tomato gravy.
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posted on
02/23/2023 1:17:30 PM PST
by
moovova
("The NEXT election is the most important election of our lifetimes!“ LOL...)
To: Scrambler Bob
In order to keep his share of his wife’s family billions, John Kerry had to keep his meek status going.
His wife said to reporters: “John knows if I ever catch him cheating with another woman I will not kill him, I will maim him.”
Referenced in many sources.
WaPo May 6, 2003
The Times (UK) Feb. 11, 2004
My favorite headline:
HEINZ IN A PICKLE
NY Post by Deborah Orin October 21, 2004
(Wife had to make up excuses and not make the hubby look bad).
Line I heard once: A lot of American males have modified their behavior after Lorena Bobbitt.
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posted on
02/23/2023 1:25:55 PM PST
by
frank ballenger
(You have summoned up a thundercloud. You're gonna hear from me. Anthem by Leonard Cohen)
To: Red Badger
John Hienz died when his Plane crashed over Merion School, PA, about a mile from me.
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posted on
02/23/2023 3:23:48 PM PST
by
cowboyusa
(There is no co- existence with Pinks and Reds)
To: Red Badger
He did not mention all the hot dogs he had with the ketchup.
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posted on
02/23/2023 8:57:29 PM PST
by
minnesota_bound
(Need more money to buy everything now)
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