Heinz is trying to track down the man who survived for nearly a month at sea on nothing but ketchup and seasonings.
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John Kerry wants his share.
In order to keep his share of his wife’s family billions, John Kerry had to keep his meek status going.
His wife said to reporters: “John knows if I ever catch him cheating with another woman I will not kill him, I will maim him.”
Referenced in many sources.
WaPo May 6, 2003
The Times (UK) Feb. 11, 2004
My favorite headline:
HEINZ IN A PICKLE
NY Post by Deborah Orin October 21, 2004
(Wife had to make up excuses and not make the hubby look bad).
Line I heard once: A lot of American males have modified their behavior after Lorena Bobbitt.