[Alas Babylon!]

Well, that's the typical arrogant government worker thinking about the folks of flyover...

Just yokels of Florida... Yokels of East Palestine...

No diference 'tween crocs and gators, Cleetus!

Now pass me a smoke... Baby's getting nicotine withdrawals!

[gundog]

I’ve lived in Florida. Yokels aplenty. A yokel spotlighting crocodilians in the dark, probably with a head full of meth, is not an unlikely scenario.