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To the food stealers,
It has been about a month now since my brownies started disappearing randomly. Even though my name was on the tub. My husband helped my 9yo daughter bake them for me, so I hope you enjoyed them as much as I couldn’t My previous fridge notes fell on deaf ears, so I decided to take more direct action.
So I made an anonymous report to HR Something about culture of drug use and the potential liability to the company blah blah. That is why we all had to do a random drug screen yesterday.
And did I forget to mention that for the last two weeks I have been spiking the brownies with marijuana? Not much, not enough to give
Cut it a little short but the best part is there.
First time experiment with clipboard copy/posting, also, done on a five yr old Android phone 🙄
That person should have put a mild laxative into the brownies instead.