Man Whose Suitcase Exceeds 45-Pound Airline Weight Limit Worried He Might Be Gay

Babylon Bee ^

[Tench_Coxe]

OMAHA, NE — A local man was struck with the sudden concern that he may, in fact, be gay, after the suitcase he was checking at the airline ticket counter was found to exceed the 45-lb. weight limit for checked luggage.

[Tench_Coxe]

Is his last name 'Brinton'?

[billorites]

I’m starting to think the Babylon Bee has a mean streak.

[dadfly]

*chuckle*

[Dr. Sivana]

I used to exceed it regularly . . . books and tech gear. Automatic exemption.

[Tell It Right]

ROTFLMCFASHWUAO!!!

(It's an identity politics thing. Christian Free American Successful Hairy White Unsodomized --- basically everything the left vilifies.)

[dfwgator]

A real man wouldn’t even need a suitcase. A backpack should work.

[Eleutheria5]

Oh. Babylon Bee. Yeah.

[Raycpa]

Was the bag hot pink?

[HereInTheHeartland]

“ A backpack should work.”

Only hippies travel with JUST a backpack.
Real men need a few changes of clothes so they don’t smell like hippies.
Plus you need a couple of pairs of manly shoes.

[paddles]

Last fall my wine suitcase hit 50lbs exactly with 12 bottles of Weller Special Reserve.

[dfwgator]

Well I use the suitcases that convert to a backpack when I travel.

[Jumpmaster]

“ A real man wouldn’t even need a suitcase. A backpack should work“

Real men use rucksacks.

[BobL]

Come to think of it, one does need a suitcase for all the make up and dresses...