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Adult star-turned-data scientist: I had more sex than showers in 2022
New York Post ^ | 1/3/2023 | Hobbs

Posted on 02/21/2023 4:40:18 AM PST by Phoenix8

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To: The Duke
One shower each morning with a squirt of Dapper Dan and I’m ready to take on the world. :)


81 posted on 02/21/2023 11:36:15 AM PST by Albion Wilde ("There is no good government at all & none possible."--Mark Twain)
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To: Phoenix8

Consider the poor guys that had to have oral sex with that filthy skank for the script.


82 posted on 02/21/2023 12:58:31 PM PST by doorgunner69 (Let's go Brandon)
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To: srmanuel

“145 seems like a bunch of smelly disgusting people are walking around.”

And, your point would be?


83 posted on 02/21/2023 12:59:35 PM PST by doorgunner69 (Let's go Brandon)
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To: doorgunner69

Who am I to make a point about smelly disgusting people, if you want stink all day, go for it.


84 posted on 02/21/2023 1:18:35 PM PST by srmanuel
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To: Phoenix8

We had consultant’s come in from Belgium who would shower at the beginning of the week and by the end of the week, you didn’t want to be in the same room with them. They all had rain water cisterns so they were very conscious about their water usage.


85 posted on 02/21/2023 6:27:54 PM PST by Mean Daddy (Every time Hillary lies, a demon gets its wings. - Windflier)
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To: Phoenix8

pooped only 194 times?
I guess she’s doing her part to manage methane releases.


86 posted on 02/21/2023 6:40:04 PM PST by llevrok (Pronouns: Me/myself/& I)
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To: arizonarick

She might foolishly believe those TV commercials which claim that "Lume Whole Body Deodorant" is effective in all the stinky parts of the body (with no shower), for over 72 hours.




Then maybe a spritz or two or three of Lysol (to kill the germs), and, voila!




87 posted on 02/21/2023 7:18:55 PM PST by Songcraft
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To: llevrok

Scientifically speaking, that would, of course, depend on the amount and volume she releases on each occasion, which might be double the average, due to the unnatural infrequency she speaks of.

88 posted on 02/21/2023 7:26:09 PM PST by Songcraft
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To: TangoLimaSierra; waterhill
"Maybe your username should be waterbill."
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That's the best zinger posted to FR in a very long time!

89 posted on 02/21/2023 10:22:49 PM PST by goldbux (“The whole world is a very narrow bridge. The main thing is to have no fear at all.” –– R. Nachman)
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That was really good!


90 posted on 02/21/2023 10:55:51 PM PST by waterhill (All you need is a Catahoula and an 870)
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To: goldbux

I got to do a hot shower every morning and one at night


91 posted on 02/21/2023 10:59:58 PM PST by waterhill (All you need is a Catahoula and an 870)
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My back kills me if I dont


92 posted on 02/21/2023 11:02:58 PM PST by waterhill (All you need is a Catahoula and an 870)
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To: Phoenix8

Gross!

I shower every morning and most evenings before bed as well. Maybe a little excessive to some, but better too many than too few.


93 posted on 02/21/2023 11:04:56 PM PST by Allegra
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To: waterhill

Well, I’m up. Eating. Cabbage beans tortillas, then some light ice cream. And maybe back to bed...


94 posted on 02/21/2023 11:12:21 PM PST by waterhill (All you need is a Catahoula and an 870)
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To: rlmorel

I’ve never been in the navy, but did shower once at a pay-shower. I thought it would be nice to have hot water instead of a cold creek. Hated it. Trying to feed quarters into the machine just out of reach of the shower, getting caught as I had 1 more minute of rinsing to do and it turned off.

And then had to start it all over again with the initial minimum charge.


95 posted on 02/21/2023 11:15:45 PM PST by 21twelve (Ever Vigilant. Never Fearful.)
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To: TangoLimaSierra

That’s funny right there! (I’m up eating)


96 posted on 02/21/2023 11:26:23 PM PST by waterhill (All you need is a Catahoula and an 870)
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To: 21twelve

Hahaha...I know exactly what you mean!

When I was thirteen, my Dad got orders back to the States (we were in Subic Bay) and my parents made the cool decision to take us back via a camping trip through Europe, no small deal with six kids!

One of the places we stayed early on was on the Riviera in France. Funny, I had this idea it was going to be fine white sand, but...it was all small rocks. Very odd. “This is the luxurious Riviera?” I thought.

But the thing that stuck out for me besides that odd disparity in my expectation of a beach on the Riviera was...pay showers!

My dad gave us each a coin, and we went to take showers. I found out early on that you very definitely had to carefully execute your shower or risk being covered with soap when your time ran out.

That turned out to be the norm in camping grounds we stayed at, and my father would only give us enough money for one pass under the water! I learned to hate it back then!


97 posted on 02/22/2023 5:30:52 AM PST by rlmorel ("If you think tough men are dangerous, just wait until you see what weak men are capable of." JBP)
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