"This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the Earth......Perhaps we should shoot him."
"This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the Earth......Perhaps we should shoot him."
Well, to be fair, he did think that he would be caught.
I’m glad to hear that smokes was caught!
that’s why you always always always use gift cards when braking into places to steal dog food!
He meant to pay for it so give him a break. He just did not realize the store was closed, thus as an honest citizen he left his debit card. I assure you "Slow Joe Biden" would have done exactly the same while hair sniffing.
What a doofus!
The horror...the horror.
Stupid!
Honest.....but stupid!
Couple of weekends picking up trash, restitution for any damage caused or items taken and expungement of criminal record if he keeps his nose clean for one year.