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To: cll

Didn’t click. Prolly shouldn’t comment, but who doesn’t lock their doors?

When I was a kid living in suburbia, we didn’t religiously lock the doors at night, but I don’t know hardly anyone anymore who leaves their doors unlocked, particularly at night.

Dunno if this referenced “UFOs” proper, but I fail to see the connection between unidentified aerial phenomenon and locking your door.

You’re much much much more likely to want your doors locked for a burglary or home invasion by a domestic criminal. What in the h311 would a UFO have to do with that? If you go by traditional UFOlogy and contemporary visitation/abduction folklore, doors don’t stop them anyway.


6 posted on 02/15/2023 7:28:10 AM PST by z3n (Kakistocracy)
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To: z3n

I would assume it is bc people are going to freak out.


10 posted on 02/15/2023 7:29:44 AM PST by Jewbacca (The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem.)
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To: z3n

They travel here from some distant (very distant) location to molest humans in their homes in some way, and turn around and go back because the doors were locked.


12 posted on 02/15/2023 7:30:21 AM PST by going hot (Happiness is a Momma Deuce)
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To: z3n
but who doesn’t lock their doors?

Nobody in this town. Most people we know don't even know where their front door key is. Most of us leave the keys in our cars too.

19 posted on 02/15/2023 7:36:06 AM PST by Chuckster (Friends don't let friends eat farmed fish)
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To: z3n

Last month my wife went away for a couple days.

I lived my life as I usually do.

I woke up after night #2 and went around the house. Just about every light was on and both the front and back doors were unlocked.

I figured my wife normally follows me around turning off lights and locking doors.

But, yeah…it’s a good idea to lock the doors at night.


23 posted on 02/15/2023 7:38:19 AM PST by Vermont Lt
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To: z3n

I think he was just poking fun at people who are only now getting worked up over something that has been going on for a very long time.


27 posted on 02/15/2023 7:48:41 AM PST by GingisK
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To: z3n

[...I fail to see the connection between unidentified aerial phenomenon and locking your door.]

Because beings capable of inter galactic/ dimensional travel are thwarted by a Kwikset dead bolt.


34 posted on 02/15/2023 8:01:39 AM PST by Farmerbob
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To: z3n

“I fail to see the connection between unidentified aerial phenomenon and locking your door.”

Kennedy is suggesting there is one—your mission is to figure out what it is....


53 posted on 02/15/2023 11:41:31 AM PST by cgbg (Claiming that laws and regs that limit “hate speech” stop freedom of speech is “hate speech”.)
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