Posted on 02/12/2023 6:56:54 PM PST by MtnClimber
[Fort Meyers, FL] – Nicknamed the “Pooping Perpetrator” by Ft. Meyers Police, this Florida Man was caught on camera breaking into a local Joes Crab Shack where he stole multiple items before leaving a load of poop on the floor.
After breaking into the crab shack at 2:30 am by squeezing through a small window, the pooping perpetrator then squeezed out his calling card right onto the floor in the middle of the restaurant. Luckily police didn’t have to wait to check for his DNA in his defection, because the entire ordeal was caught on camera.
My wife was watching some show and they had DNA. Ran it through a 23 and me like search engine and found the killer through second cousins, even though the guy had hardly no digital footprint or criminal record 😳
Read the sign: “Cash or Credit/Debit Card Only. Checks and Poop Not Accepted”
Pffffffwhap!
Plop...
That stinks.
Poop is a lot more useful than bitcoins
“...check for his DNA in his defection...”
Unless he has escaped being contained within the country, this last word is missing an “a”...
I’d hate to be this guy’s bank teller.
😂😂
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