[riverrunner]

Only partially dead

[jimwatx]

Some of these doctors are a little too quick in pronouncing people dead.

[dfwgator]

“Well excuuuuuse me!”

[Mark was here]

Isn’t this why the custom of “wakes” developed?

[sonova]

Isn’t this the second time this has happened very recently?

[Yo-Yo]

[FreedomPoster]

Just Die Already!
http://www.montypython.50webs.com/scripts/Holy_Grail/Scene2.htm

Some decades ago, when we would do our weekly business development meeting, “On the cart” was an official status category.

“Is XYZ project dead?”

“Don’t take it off the list yet, but it’s on the cart.”

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Everyone’s favorite nightmare! *SHUDDER*

[Diana in Wisconsin]

[lee martell]

“This is highly, highly irregular! Our regional manager will be consulting the updated company By Laws to determine our next appropriate steps.” ///

[NetAddicted]

New York is having problems with medical care providers, since so many left because of vaccine mandates.

[alexander_busek]

The woman was transported to the O.B. Davis Funeral Home in Miller Place around 1:30 p.m., where it was determined she was breathing at 2:09 p.m., police said.

I always assumed that the good people at the mortuary always had a heavy wooden mallet handy, just for such situations!

Regards,

[martin_fierro]