[ProtectOurFreedom]

... a 17-year-old New Zealander, a 32-year-old Chinese national and a German man in his 50s were on a mountain...

...aannnddd...what's the punchline?

[Songcraft]

"...aannnddd...what's the punchline?"


Well, while they were up there, they encountered a bar, called "Mountain Bar And Grill".


     


So, they walked into the bar...


Next!

[MeganC]

Here’s a bar joke for you:

Putin dies and goes to Hell, but after a while, he is given a day off for good behavior.

So he goes to Moscow, enters a bar, orders a drink, and asks the bartender:

-Is Crimea ours?

-Yes, it is.

-And the Donbas?

-Also ours.

-And Kyiv?

-We got that too.

Satisfied, Putin drinks, and asks:

-Thanks, how much do I owe you?

-Five Euros.