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We laughed really hard but we are going to send them a small donation. I posted it here for the humor and who doesn't love the idea? Seems like a former boss would work.
1 posted on 02/04/2023 8:41:53 PM PST by MarMema
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Do one for Bill Gates -- famous bug-eater.

2 posted on 02/04/2023 8:45:48 PM PST by Songcraft
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And let’s not forget that tomorrow (Sunday) is ‘National Shower With A Friend Day’.


3 posted on 02/04/2023 8:49:11 PM PST by NurdlyPeon (It is the nature of liberals to pervert whatever they touch.)
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Oh how sweet! And they say that romance is dead.


4 posted on 02/04/2023 8:53:39 PM PST by Jeff Chandler (THE ISSUE IS NEVER THE ISSUE. THE REVOLUTION IS THE ISSUE.)
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They could make a fortune if they would name the cockroaches “Brandon” or “Joe Biden”.


5 posted on 02/04/2023 8:56:13 PM PST by reg45 (Barack 0bama: Gone but not forgiven.)
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I’m going to buy one and name it Hillary.


6 posted on 02/04/2023 8:56:33 PM PST by Jeff Chandler (THE ISSUE IS NEVER THE ISSUE. THE REVOLUTION IS THE ISSUE.)
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That’s majorly mean!


7 posted on 02/04/2023 8:57:35 PM PST by lee martell
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Why would I want to abuse a zoo animal like that? They never did anything mean to me.


8 posted on 02/04/2023 8:58:31 PM PST by LegendHasIt
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I’m loving this concept too much.


9 posted on 02/04/2023 8:58:33 PM PST by Allegra
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“ We suggest a brussel sprout, because they suck.”

This is what won me over.

Brussels sprouts are evil.


10 posted on 02/04/2023 9:01:59 PM PST by Allegra
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I used to name lobsters after ex girlfriends before dropping them into boiling water.


11 posted on 02/04/2023 9:07:01 PM PST by Reno89519 (DeSantis or Anyone But Trump in 2024. Time for Trump to Retire, Spend Time With His Family.)
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Can I name it Klaus Schwab? “You vill eat zee bugs und like it!”


14 posted on 02/04/2023 9:51:09 PM PST by KarlInOhio (Gain of Pfunction. Gain of Pfunding. Gain of Pfizer )
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Anyone who would do such a thing deserved to be divorced in the first place. If children are involved, you are saying your children’s mother or father is a cock-roach and is worth no more than animal food. How crude!

They would do a lot better to have family sponsor the cost of food for an animal for a month by donating a certain amount. Such a donation could then allow access to close-up habitat webcams to watch the enclosures of that animal. Now something such as that would be an uplifting and positive story and would probably get them more donations. Plus, it would introduce children to the habits of animals, what they eat, etc.


15 posted on 02/04/2023 10:03:05 PM PST by CFW (old and retired)
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I do admit it is rather amusing and a novel fundraising scheme. However, why does everything now have to be based upon negativity instead of positive actions?


16 posted on 02/04/2023 10:07:17 PM PST by CFW (old and retired)
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do gays name dung beetles after their exes?


17 posted on 02/04/2023 10:07:33 PM PST by Bob434
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Bookmark


18 posted on 02/04/2023 10:29:20 PM PST by PLMerite ("They say that we were Cold Warriors. Yes, and a bloody good show, too." - Robert Conquest )
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Probably not a very healthy activity, but I do recommend naming the dog after the ex or mother-in-law.


20 posted on 02/04/2023 11:13:24 PM PST by familyop ("For they that sleep with dogs, shall rise with fleas" (John Webster, "The White Devil" 1612).)
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Sounds strangely like some Voo dun (voodoo) or Santaria ritual...


24 posted on 02/05/2023 2:55:07 AM PST by Clutch Martin ("The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right." )
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On a side note, has anybody seen the price of a lucky rabbit’s foot on Amazon lately? We’re tallin $8 to $12, when I was a kid they were like a dime at the Ben Franklin store!


25 posted on 02/05/2023 2:58:46 AM PST by Clutch Martin ("The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right." )
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Bet they won’t accept the names of Deep Staters...


28 posted on 02/05/2023 4:32:42 AM PST by mewzilla (We will never restore the republic if we don't first secure the ballot box.)
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Will they also send a picture of the cockroach so you can use it as a wallet pic to show off?


30 posted on 02/05/2023 5:09:45 AM PST by trebb (So many fools - so little time...)
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