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You Can Name A Cockroach After Your Ex And Have It Fed To A Zoo Animal On Valentine’s Day
Hasan Jasim ^ | 02/03/2023 | Hasan Jasim

Posted on 02/04/2023 8:41:53 PM PST by MarMema

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We laughed really hard but we are going to send them a small donation. I posted it here for the humor and who doesn't love the idea? Seems like a former boss would work.
1 posted on 02/04/2023 8:41:53 PM PST by MarMema
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Do one for Bill Gates -- famous bug-eater.

2 posted on 02/04/2023 8:45:48 PM PST by Songcraft
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And let’s not forget that tomorrow (Sunday) is ‘National Shower With A Friend Day’.


3 posted on 02/04/2023 8:49:11 PM PST by NurdlyPeon (It is the nature of liberals to pervert whatever they touch.)
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To: MarMema

Oh how sweet! And they say that romance is dead.


4 posted on 02/04/2023 8:53:39 PM PST by Jeff Chandler (THE ISSUE IS NEVER THE ISSUE. THE REVOLUTION IS THE ISSUE.)
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They could make a fortune if they would name the cockroaches “Brandon” or “Joe Biden”.


5 posted on 02/04/2023 8:56:13 PM PST by reg45 (Barack 0bama: Gone but not forgiven.)
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I’m going to buy one and name it Hillary.


6 posted on 02/04/2023 8:56:33 PM PST by Jeff Chandler (THE ISSUE IS NEVER THE ISSUE. THE REVOLUTION IS THE ISSUE.)
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To: MarMema

That’s majorly mean!


7 posted on 02/04/2023 8:57:35 PM PST by lee martell
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Why would I want to abuse a zoo animal like that? They never did anything mean to me.


8 posted on 02/04/2023 8:58:31 PM PST by LegendHasIt
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I’m loving this concept too much.


9 posted on 02/04/2023 8:58:33 PM PST by Allegra
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“ We suggest a brussel sprout, because they suck.”

This is what won me over.

Brussels sprouts are evil.


10 posted on 02/04/2023 9:01:59 PM PST by Allegra
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To: MarMema

I used to name lobsters after ex girlfriends before dropping them into boiling water.


11 posted on 02/04/2023 9:07:01 PM PST by Reno89519 (DeSantis or Anyone But Trump in 2024. Time for Trump to Retire, Spend Time With His Family.)
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“Brussels sprouts are evil.”

You are so right!!!


12 posted on 02/04/2023 9:15:44 PM PST by MarMema (Orange Putin Bad)
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You nailed it!!

We should name loads of cockroaches Joe Biden!!!

And use the Whitehouse email!!!

Is that threatening?


13 posted on 02/04/2023 9:16:58 PM PST by MarMema (Orange Putin Bad)
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Can I name it Klaus Schwab? “You vill eat zee bugs und like it!”


14 posted on 02/04/2023 9:51:09 PM PST by KarlInOhio (Gain of Pfunction. Gain of Pfunding. Gain of Pfizer )
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Anyone who would do such a thing deserved to be divorced in the first place. If children are involved, you are saying your children’s mother or father is a cock-roach and is worth no more than animal food. How crude!

They would do a lot better to have family sponsor the cost of food for an animal for a month by donating a certain amount. Such a donation could then allow access to close-up habitat webcams to watch the enclosures of that animal. Now something such as that would be an uplifting and positive story and would probably get them more donations. Plus, it would introduce children to the habits of animals, what they eat, etc.


15 posted on 02/04/2023 10:03:05 PM PST by CFW (old and retired)
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I do admit it is rather amusing and a novel fundraising scheme. However, why does everything now have to be based upon negativity instead of positive actions?


16 posted on 02/04/2023 10:07:17 PM PST by CFW (old and retired)
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do gays name dung beetles after their exes?


17 posted on 02/04/2023 10:07:33 PM PST by Bob434
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Bookmark


18 posted on 02/04/2023 10:29:20 PM PST by PLMerite ("They say that we were Cold Warriors. Yes, and a bloody good show, too." - Robert Conquest )
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Watched the news lately? List three positive things you’ve seen, because I can’t.


19 posted on 02/04/2023 11:12:42 PM PST by GreyHoundSailor
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Probably not a very healthy activity, but I do recommend naming the dog after the ex or mother-in-law.


20 posted on 02/04/2023 11:13:24 PM PST by familyop ("For they that sleep with dogs, shall rise with fleas" (John Webster, "The White Devil" 1612).)
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