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U.S. Shoots Down Spy Balloon As It Was Getting Too Close To Ukraine
Babylon Bee ^
Posted on 02/04/2023 1:03:12 PM PST by Tench_Coxe
U.S. — The Pentagon officially went ahead with their plan to shoot down the Chinese spy balloon as it was getting too close to Ukraine's borders, sources confirmed Saturday.
"We sent a strong message to China," said Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin. "So long as the spy balloon stayed over America, we had peace. But the moment that spy balloon got a little too close to Ukraine - boom! We had to take it out."
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To: Starboard
“Funny, but not that far from the daily absurdities that come out of this government.”
That’s the Bee’s style.
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02/04/2023 2:30:26 PM PST
by
SaxxonWoods
(The only way to secure your own future is to create it yourself. 111 is the key.)
To: Tench_Coxe
"U.S. Shoots Down Spy Balloon"
Biden to xi: You've embarrassed me for the last time. We're through!
Xi to biden: We're just getting started.
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posted on
02/04/2023 2:58:38 PM PST
by
clearcarbon
(Fraudulent elections have consequences.)
To: Tench_Coxe
Joe waited until his 10% was safely in his Swiss bank account
To: Tench_Coxe
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posted on
02/04/2023 3:40:23 PM PST
by
Georgia Girl 2
(The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
To: Tench_Coxe
Should have shot it down sooner.
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posted on
02/04/2023 5:29:39 PM PST
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McGruff
(Don't underestimate Joe's ability to f*** things up - Barack Obama)
To: Tench_Coxe
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posted on
02/04/2023 5:30:34 PM PST
by
dougherty
(I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free. - Michelangelo)
To: McGruff
There is just no way. No way he can really be that dumb and be POTUS.
Right???
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posted on
02/04/2023 5:40:46 PM PST
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Phoenix8
To: Tench_Coxe
US shoots down spy balloon as it was getting too close to Joe Bidens “document garages”
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02/04/2023 5:40:50 PM PST
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Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
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