[Elsie]

If he had stayed at a Marriott, he might have picked up the WRONG book...

https://www.christianheadlines.com/contributors/michael-foust/marriott-placing-the-bible-and-book-of-mormon-in-300-000-hotel-rooms.html

[Elsie]

Followup question:

Why doesn’t SLC place it’s ENTIRE scripture panoply in the hotel rooms?

Hardly any doctrine comes from the BoM, but in the other writings of Joseph.

Doctrines & Covenants as well as the Pearl of Great Price.

[Elsie]

 

While Elsie was at home one day, there came a knocking upon his door.

 

Opening it, he found 2 elders who simultaneouly told him, "Hi.  We would like to help you learn more about who GOD and Jesus Christ are."

 

“Will you be using the LDS 'Inspired Version' of the bible?”, Elsie questioned.

 

“No,” they answered, “we have not even heard that there is a 'Inspired Version' !”

 

"You mean it is NOT found in your Quad?", Elsie asked.

 

 "No", they replied; in stereo.

 

"Strange", said Elsie, "considering ALL the work Joseph Smith put into obeying the COMMAND of GOD.  Especially in light of the Articles of Faith casting doubt on the accuracy of the KJ version."