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I love this Doctor!
email from a friend | 1/30/2023 | unknown

Posted on 01/30/2023 9:00:08 AM PST by sodpoodle

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Have an appt. tomorrow!!!!
1 posted on 01/30/2023 9:00:08 AM PST by sodpoodle
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To: sodpoodle

Neil Armstrong sat down for an interview during Apollo, and was asked about exercise, and he said something similar - “I believe we have a finite number of heartbeats, and I’ll be damned if I’m going to waste mine running around the block.” Well, apparently this didn’t go over very well at the public affairs office at NASA, and a week later he was forced to “clarify” his remarks, and explain how he really loved exercising and staying fit, etc. LOL


2 posted on 01/30/2023 9:09:18 AM PST by Freedom4US
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To: sodpoodle

You mentioned not feeling well a couple of weeks ago? Is this the first you’ve seen the doctor? If so, I’m not one to criticize you..I keep my distance from them when possible.


3 posted on 01/30/2023 9:10:19 AM PST by Thank You Rush
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To: sodpoodle

https://www.princeton.edu/news/2010/03/22/sweet-problem-princeton-researchers-find-high-fructose-corn-syrup-prompts


4 posted on 01/30/2023 9:10:20 AM PST by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: sodpoodle
Anytime mine our my wife's doctors say we need more exercise, I flirt with the wife more.

If the doctor says we need more sleep, I flirt with the wife more.

If the doctor says to lose weight, I flirt with the wife more.

Sex is the best exercise, good for cardio, helps you burn calories, and sleep better. Trust the science! LOL

5 posted on 01/30/2023 9:12:19 AM PST by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: sodpoodle

The late Peter Steincrohn, MD, regularly preached this in his many books and syndicated columns, back in the 40’s and 50’s.


6 posted on 01/30/2023 9:20:57 AM PST by Salvey
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To: MHGinTN; metmom; Mark17; Elsie; patriot torch; aMorePerfectUnion

Enjoy!


7 posted on 01/30/2023 9:32:49 AM PST by SouthernClaire (And though after my skin worms destroy this body, yet in my flesh shall I see God ~ Job)
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To: Freedom4US

I thought that comment was from Mercury program astronaut Gordon Cooper.


8 posted on 01/30/2023 9:43:47 AM PST by Zuriel (Acts 2:38,39....Do you believe it?)
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To: sodpoodle

Obviously English is not his first language


9 posted on 01/30/2023 9:46:30 AM PST by Nifster (I see puppy dogs in the clouds )
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Funny stuff.

Q: Is swimming good for your figure? A: If swimming good for your figure, explain whale to me..

But on a Sirius note, whales get a bad rap. Does this fella look fat to you?

"Do these blue genes make me look fat?

10 posted on 01/30/2023 9:58:26 AM PST by Sirius Lee (They intend to murder us. Prep if you want to live and live like you are prepping for eternal life)
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Don’t know but the people in the boat need a bigger one.


11 posted on 01/30/2023 10:00:19 AM PST by xp38
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To: sodpoodle

Does ANYONE look happy at a marathon?


12 posted on 01/30/2023 11:56:26 AM PST by Organic Panic (Democrats. Memories as short as Joe Biden's eyes)
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To: sodpoodle

Not sure I would want a doctor who spoke or wrote like that.


13 posted on 01/30/2023 12:03:11 PM PST by pas
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Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle? A: Hey! 'Round' is shape! Well... I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.

Dang.
I always thought my line was original as I've never heard it before:
"I'm in really good shape, and a pear IS a shape!"
14 posted on 01/30/2023 12:57:46 PM PST by RandallFlagg ("Okay. As long as the paperwork is clean, you boys can do what you like out there." -Fifi)
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To: SouthernClaire

Lol, according to this doctor I’ll live forever.

But I still long for an immortal and eternal body. This one has defects. Time for a recall.


15 posted on 01/30/2023 3:46:17 PM PST by patriot torch
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To: Tell It Right

You two must be young whippersnappers!


16 posted on 01/30/2023 7:21:51 PM PST by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Tell It Right

I told my wife the doc wanted a urine and fecal sample when I next visit him.

She said, “Take him a pair of your shorts.”


17 posted on 01/30/2023 7:22:59 PM PST by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: xp38

That boat looks like it’s big enough to take a ride on the whale! 🐋


18 posted on 01/30/2023 7:26:41 PM PST by ConjunctionJunction (Vim vi repellere licet)
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To: SouthernClaire

This limerick contest I will lose,
There are only two words I can choose.
What rhymes with doctor?
I can only find proctor,
So I’ll gamble the time with some booze.


19 posted on 01/30/2023 7:31:19 PM PST by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Sirius Lee

groan!


20 posted on 01/30/2023 7:31:53 PM PST by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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