Re no men:
If there are, they’re probably afraid of being sent to HR for even looking sideways at the wetback.
So yes, apparently there are no MEN..
Another possible explanation: Women are the most devoted water-bottle carriers. Where I used to work, 90% of the female employees seemed to have a dread fear of sudden dehydration. They never went anywhere without a bottle. The men, on the other hand, would go to the breakroom with their coffee cups, or get a drink from the water cooler.