[servo1969]

[Jim W N]

Stung by the Babylon Bee again...

[Angelino97]

This fails as satire, because it's too plausible.

I wouldn't be surprised if someone at Netflix reads this and thinks, "Hey, that's a good idea!"

[Olog-hai]

Will Aslan end up being infested by the fleas of a thousand camels?

[Jim W N]

The Babylon Bee is pretty funny...

[Tell It Right]

Will the witch still live in a cold climate? Asking for a diversified friend.

[RedMonqey]

Reality is tough competition for the Bee but got stung by them with this.

[Larry Lucido]

Never mind that. Will there be black white cookies?

[Agatsu77]

Rushing off to totally F^^K up another story. I’m sure the story has been changed to be woke.

[Organic Panic]

I want to see white Luke Cage.

[GeorgianaCavendish]

Prophecy not satire.

[moovova]

We ride for free on our kid’s Netflix acct (at least until Netflix changes their policy in a few months). Free or not, it’s probably time to sign off.

Netflix is now nothing but black male heroes, black female heroines, gayness, foreign films, and end of the world/apocalyptic movies (because mankind has destroyed Mother Gaia). Content-wise, Netflix has gone to crap, and it’s obvious as to why they’re losing subscribers.

[MalPearce]

Not to be picky but the prequel to The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe has Jadis as a majestic woman who destroyed her own world simply by uttering The Deplorable Word. I read that book first -The Magician’s Nephew - and had her pictured as a seven foot tall, female Attila the Hun.

Upon arriving in London, the bare armed hussy is grossly offended when the Cockneys take the piss out of her, and tries the Deplorable Word with no effect. In the end she frightens a horse and breaks a bar off a lamp post, but doesn’t achieve anything more than gaining a write-up in a policeman’s daily report.

I’ve always been annoyed that they never film that book when its follow up has been done to death.

[know.your.why]

Anyone that is a fan of C.S. (Jack) Lewis knows that to mess with any of his works is to invite the wrath of bad juju in the manner of what would befall a blasphemer or a homosexual rock star.

[Blood of Tyrants]

Almost got me! But it would spread the message that black women can be evil witches, too.

[Rummyfan]

At publishing time, Netflix announced they had bought the rights for Lewis's Surprised By Joy, a reflective memoir about grappling with his faith in the wake of his wife's death from cancer. Netflix says audiences will love their "fresh, modern take," and their story will follow Lewis as he abandons his dying wife to live his truth. The Year of Me will star Idris Elba as C.S. Lewis and is slated for release on the platform in 2024.

You know, I wouldn't be surprised.

[Aut Pax Aut Bellum]

Satire today, fact tomorrow.

[Secret Agent Man]

The Bee’s stories are actually sounding like genuinely real stories.

If you dont catch the source first, who would doubt this wasn’t a new woketard truth?

[TexasFreeper2009]

quote “which reflect the world we live in today”

the black percentage of the US population is about the same as it was 100 years ago, and in fact is going DOWN!

I am sooooooooooo tired of this false trope being spewed that puts forward that LIE that blacks are becoming a bigger and bigger percentage of the US population.

All census data is available online, check for yourselves.

[Qwapisking]

SO.....a gray witch then? Seems kind of bland.

[PLMerite]

Everybody emerges from the Wardrobe cross-dressed.