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Funny 2A Story - With a Karen
People From Around The World Share Their I-Don't-Work-Here Stories ^ | 20 January 2023

Posted on 01/20/2023 3:58:41 AM PST by COBOL2Java

One of several stories at the link:


It’s called the Second Amendment, lady

So I work as an armed guard for armed truck service. For those of you who don’t know, we are responsible for picking up money and checks from other businesses. (i.e. banks, stores, restaurants, etc.) As part of my job is handling large amounts of cash, I carry a side arm or handgun for those not into guns in order to protect myself and the money. Where I live you have to have what’s called a concealed carry permit to have such firearm outside of work hours, which I have.

So I am on my way home and have to stop at the store to pickup dinner for myself. The store I go to has employees that wear a blue polo and tan pants. My uniform is black pants and red polo with company name on it. And as I had just got off work I still have my name badge on and side arm in its holster on my hip.

Cue crazy lady. I’m browsing the freezer aisle and she stops me and starts to ask where product x is. She stops dead in her tracks as she sees my gun in it holster. Stops talking and fast walks out of the aisle. I just assume she realized I don’t work there and left to find someone who does.

I go about my business and proceed up to the cashier line. As I’m waiting to get up to check out in comes a swarm of about 8 police officers. They come straight to me with crazy lady behind shouting “that’s him, that’s the guy with the gun.” They point their guns at me and order my hands up. I drop what I have and comply. I state that I work for company z and that I have a permit for my weapon.

They lower and holster their guns after the commotion and apologize for the confusion but say they got a call about a guy walking around the store waving a gun around. I say I’m sorry, but since I have been here my gun has been holstered. Never left the holster.

They turn to the lady and ask if it’s true that I never took my gun out of the holster. She yells that I’m lying and that I can’t have a gun in the store anyway. They of course go and check the security footage and see that I did nothing wrong and let me go on about my business and apologize again for the misunderstanding.

They then turn around and handcuff the lady who called and told her she is being arrested for misusing the 911 system and inciting panic.


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To: COBOL2Java

Sweet. I hope this is a genuine story.


41 posted on 01/20/2023 7:55:20 AM PST by bigfootbob (Arm Up and Carry On!)
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To: COBOL2Java
They then turn around and handcuff the lady who called and told her she is being arrested for misusing the 911 system and inciting panic.

Sweet!

42 posted on 01/20/2023 8:01:32 AM PST by Allegra
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To: telescope115

I used to think like that too. But now, I think open carry can be more educational and if more of us carried openly, the irrational fears stoked by the anti’s could be mitigated when Karen’s see guns on law abiding citizens hips every where they look.

In my state, we’re nearing 1 million CCW’s. That means 1 in 7 could be armed today. An armed society is a polite society.


43 posted on 01/20/2023 8:04:43 AM PST by bigfootbob (Arm Up and Carry On!)
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To: bigfootbob

I’m in Illinois, open carry is not legal here, except on one’s own property.
Even if it was legal, I would probably carry concealed. Why advertise, and put a target on my back for a bad guy to see and possibly try to take my weapon.
I would rather surprise HIM if there was a confrontation.


44 posted on 01/20/2023 8:31:52 AM PST by telescope115 (Proud member of the ANTIFAuci movement. )
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To: telescope115

the element of surprise is a most valuable weapon ...


45 posted on 01/20/2023 8:34:52 AM PST by bankwalker (Repeal the 19th ...)
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To: telescope115
Even if it was legal, I would probably carry concealed. Why advertise, and put a target on my back for a bad guy to see and possibly try to take my weapon.

A retention holster would help to prevent him from taking your weapon. There are 4 levels of retention holsters:

Normally LEOs carry with a Level 4 (Definition A) retention holster.

46 posted on 01/20/2023 9:10:28 AM PST by COBOL2Java (Gun laws empower criminals. Guns empower the people.)
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To: COBOL2Java

Thanks for the chart.


47 posted on 01/20/2023 9:44:31 AM PST by telescope115 (Proud member of the ANTIFAuci movement. )
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To: FatherofFive
Happy ending

Very.

48 posted on 01/20/2023 10:59:08 AM PST by zeugma (Stop deluding yourself that America is still a free country.)
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To: COBOL2Java
They then turn around and handcuff the lady who called and told her she is being arrested for misusing the 911 system and inciting panic.

Cops doing the right thing!

49 posted on 01/20/2023 12:01:01 PM PST by JimRed (TERM LIMITS, NOW! Militia to the border! TRUTH is the new HATE SPEECH.)
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To: CardeadInKy
Why would you need a “permit” to open carry?

ANY permit or registration requirement is a clear infringement upon the second amendment.

50 posted on 01/20/2023 12:14:31 PM PST by JimRed (TERM LIMITS, NOW! Militia to the border! TRUTH is the new HATE SPEECH.)
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