If the guy were to have left his gal aline at the bar, he’d have left her open to be hit on by other guys. Based on the potential for this kind of skullduggery, it’s not clear that going to the restroom in shifts, as you seem to be suggesting, is ideal, or would have been the right move.
Hmm.
I wouldn’t know about that. It’s been years and years since I’ve been to a bar where it would be unsafe and unwise to leave a woman alone for two or three minutes.
I just don’t go to dumps like that. But evidently this place was just such a dump where fights break out over empty tables.
Smart people would not go there.
If the guy were to have left his gal alone at the bar, he’d have left her open to be hit on by other guys.
I use such opportunities to enamor the gal upon my return:
“Hey buddy, time to go find the second best looking girl in this place. See ya.”
Florida Man could always lend Florida Woman his taser or concealed carry pistol when he goes to the head — assuming of course that Florida Woman was not otherwise armed.