Lucy Ricardo: [after seeing an Italian movie, Lucy wants to change her look] You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get an Italian haircut.
Ricky Ricardo: Oh, no you're not.
Lucy Ricardo: Why not?
Ricky Ricardo: Because I like your hair the way it is.
Lucy Ricardo: Yeah, but it would look so good short. Please?
Ricky Ricardo: Look, for my son's sake, No.
Lucy Ricardo: What do you mean, for your son's sake?
Ricky Ricardo: I'll 'splain.
Lucy Ricardo: OK, 'splain.
Ricky Ricardo: All people in the world are divided into two groups: men and women.
Lucy Ricardo: I know, it's a wonderful arrangement.
Ricky Ricardo: Now, men have short hair, and women have long hair. That's the difference between 'em.
Lucy Ricardo: Oh? Ricky Ricardo: I don't want my son to be confused. He should know whether he should call you 'mother' or 'father'.
That episode must be destroyed!.................