Biden Says He Is Unaware Of Any Classified Docs, Or Who He Is, Or Why He's Sitting In This Oval-Shaped Office

Babylon Bee ^ | January 12, 2023

[McGruff]

WASHINGTON, D.C. — After another trove of classified documents was found at Biden's residence, Biden defended himself by claiming he is unaware of any classified documents, or who he is, or why he's sitting in an oval-shaped office.

"Seriously Jill, what's going on here? This isn't a joke!" cried an outraged Biden to a nearby potted plant that looked somewhat like Jill Biden. "Why is everyone asking me about documents? What kind of an office has walls with no corners? WHERE IS BARACK?!"

Aides then began their morning ritual of briefing the President on the details of the scandal as well as the scheduled meetings for the day and who Joe Biden is. "Sir, they found more documents in locked in your garage," said one advisor. "Are there any other documents we should know about?"

"...Sir? What is that you have in your hand? Sir?"

Aides then tackled the President and pried a piece of paper marked "Top Secret" out of his hand just as he attempted to stuff the whole thing in his mouth.

[Equine1952]

😉. It is truly amazing.

[jdt1138]

SO GOOD. MAKES ME LAUGH.

[progunner]

This is definitely going to get better, or funnier. But I place the biggest blame on Jill because she, if she is ANY kind of doctor, knew he was a sick puppy before he began his vie to the WH. She, if she was a loving wife, should have grabbed his stinking ass and dragged him home to retire.

Thank you Jill for f**king America.

[Mark17]

Is there anything that Biden IS aware of?

[AnthonySoprano]

He’s checking for Documents

[mastertex]

WOW.....just a dirty old man. Slo Jo is nuts and has always been nuts.

[Mark17]

WOW.....just a dirty old man.

Hasn’t he always been a dirty old man?

[Mopp4]

LOL......Biden is using the Uncle Leo shoplifting excuse......

[Sequoyah101]

Like a cat in a round room looking for a corner to crap in.

[carcraft]

I think one of the funniest parts is Joe Biden having lawyers move his stuff out of the U Penn office. How many people have lawyers help them move? It is clear the lawyers were going through the boxes why else would an envolope marked personal be investigated by the lawyers?

[SMARTY]

She’s living out her lifelong fantasy of being First Lady..She’s a sham within a sham!!

NOTHI’N is going to derail THAT fantasy! She’s as much a ‘First Lady’ as HE is a President! It’s a wall-to wall, blue ribbon, industrial stength SHAM, right there

[4Liberty]

Obama this week has been as silent as a tomb....