[Tench_Coxe]

What could go wrong?

[Tell It Right]

The Bee is bust-a-gut funny!

[mrmeyer]

Gas stoves everywhere stop working suddenly?

[nascarnation]

Awesome.
There’s a great thread on Tweater where people post pics of prominent libs and Dems cooking on gas stoves.
FLOTUS
AOC
Beta O’Dork
Gavin Newsom
Booty-Gig
Greta Thunberg
Fauxcahontas (her’s says the methane is stolen from tribal lands)

[Nervous Tick]

Thank you Pfizer!

I also have a gas water heater and a propane weed burner. How many boosters do I need?

[exnavy]

This vax will work best in democrats.

[fretzer]

The vaccine works by closing the airways of those injected so that they are unable to inhale toxic fumes and become brain-damaged or asthmatic. Results of early animal tests show a 100% efficacy against gas stoves. “Our dead monkeys were very smart right before they died,” said Pfizer scientist Josef Mengele, laughing maniacally for some reason. “I think we’ve collected enough data that we can skip human trials.”

[PTBAA]

Wear a mask when operating and stand 6 feet away from the stove top when using.

[PGalt]

😂 Hillaryous! Thanks for posting.

[Songcraft]

Pfizer's new vaccine will work best when used in tandem with Pfizer's new mask.


     

[progunner]

When is Pfizer gonna learn. The deadly effects of a sniff of that shit is irreversible.