[Pete from Shawnee Mission]

Evidence you are Scotch...when your language of positive affirmation is crouched in negative terms.

"Its nah bad!"

Or when you say something like this on visiting your friends new house!

"Aye, its a beautiful new front door, but you'll nah be able to get a coffin out of it!

[Churchillspirit]

“Scotch” ??? LOL!