Ha! You poor b@$t@rd! Most of my wife’s relatives live in Wyoming. The first time I went to a big gathering her aunts and uncles were all Reagan fans and hated the DemonRATs. My kind of people!
Though, a couple of my BiLs have TDS. My wife asks me not to taunt them at Xmas. I usually comply.
I would be much happier at your house on Thanksgiving.