[Osage Orange]

What tool is best suited for math?

Multi-pliers.

[NorthMountain]

When God created the first pair of snakes, He told them "be fruitful and multiply".

They looked at Him with sadness, and said "we can't do that".

God asked them "Why not?"

They replied: "We're only adders!"

[tomkat]

Well played   :-)