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To: Osage Orange
When God created the first pair of snakes, He told them "be fruitful and multiply".

They looked at Him with sadness, and said "we can't do that".

God asked them "Why not?"

They replied: "We're only adders!"

31 posted on 01/04/2023 7:39:02 AM PST by NorthMountain (... the right of the peopIe to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: NorthMountain

Oy! LOL


88 posted on 01/04/2023 7:57:46 AM PST by MayflowerMadam (Stupid is supposed to hurt.)
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To: NorthMountain
Yep..!!

Why do plants hate math? Because it gives them square roots.

114 posted on 01/04/2023 8:17:06 AM PST by Osage Orange
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