[noexcuses]

Apparently his wife had a cocktail party to attend afterwards.

[Huskrrrr]

They’re creepy and they’re spooky. Mysterious and ooky.

[Pilgrim's Progress]

Uncle Festus is the first winner of a participation trophy in Congress…

[mkmensinger]

He’ll spend the next six years trying to recite his oath of office.

[FatherofFive]

What is wrong with the people of Pennsylvania? It can't all be fraud.

Pray for America. Pray Hard.

[plain talk]

“Uncle Fester Fetterman was Sworn and he looked lost and Kamala is so Cringe‘

Maybe so but he was still elected Senator and the Republican was not. Pathetic situation in which we find ourselves.

[Deaf Smith]

When will we see Festerman on TLC’s Dr Pimple Popper?

[Poison Pill]

Thank you Trump!

[bitt]

Morticia seems nice...

[robel]

Democrats can elect a ham sandwich.

[Captain Rhino]

Is Fetterman that big or is Harris really that small?

[rllngrk33]

He’ll probably suffer another stroke or health issue which will sideline him and the governor will appoint his wife to serve out the rest of his term. In the mean time his wife will be pulling the strings on him.

[EC Washington]

Doesn’t matter - Fester won and is the Senator from Pennsylvania - Millions of people voted for this freak

[jonrick46]

I heard that Fetterman is totally deaf. No wonder he looks lost.

[martin_fierro]

[Candor7]

Fetterman and his wife repeat the pattern of Jill and Joe BIden. Both are village idiots whose wives pull their puppet strings for them, slipping in their own agenda at times.

Fetterman is what Mitch McConnell would call a high quality candidate. He keeps quite while being ridden like a mule.Just give him icecream to keep him quiet.