Posted on 01/03/2023 12:13:15 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Poor bastard was probably reading Qtard material.
That’ll mess anyone up and I’m sorry for him.
Or maybe blogs. Could have even been Qtard blogs, which will cause insanity.
Ought to be a law. Dang Qtards and they little blogs.
I can hear him say “you said this is Alaska?” I thought we were in Japan. We had a Chief that cranked up one of our C-118’s with a date, and ran it up and down the strip one night. That was before they tested in the Air Navy, and he was very contrite when he ‘stood before the man’....he might still be in the brig, and that was 5 decades ago.
He could probably have saved on gas money if he could figure out a way to breathe directly into the engine...
I was walking.
Get some fried eggs, bacon, grits and biscuits. With a few cups of black coffee.
You will get prompt service by the nice ladies who run to stand on the designated spot on the floor to shout your orders to the cooks just three feet away in some obscure Waffle House code.
You will get a nice greasy breakfast that will sober you up and reduce your BAC considerably.
Please take advantage of this, all you drunk, long-haired, beared men of Florida.
yer liver should be buried separately, with honors...
You’re still lucky you weren’t in a coma. People have died from a B/A of less than what you blew.
I’m Irish, it’s all good.
I was still walking around. Wobbly for certain...
Quit drinking. I was just too good.
Michelangelo stopped on David eventually...
I know, but they’re rookies. I was a pro.
You must have been!
I don’t know if it’s true of not, but I recall reading a story of a man getting a DUI.
He blew a .59!
lol... there ya go
He must have been embalmed.
Why is it when a FLORIDA man is involved in bad behavior the media always mentions the state.
When a CA or NY or IL man is involved in bad behavior, we either never hear it or the state is seldom mentioned.
That greasy food is better to prevent diabetes than avoiding the fat.
Evidently they detected a high level of blood in his alcohol stream.
LOL!
My ex blew the same when she got pulled over. She was thrown in jail of course and just before she got out the next morning had a seizure. Spent 8 days in the hospital de-toxing. They said she was lucky to be alive.
That’s pretty scary.
Excellent post!
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