Jeff Bezos girlfriend Lauren Sanchez shows off her assets in Aspen

New York Post ^ | December 29, 2022 | 6:52pm | Kirsten Fleming

[cuz1961]

Lauren Sanchez, galpal to billionaire Jeff Bezos, left little to the imagination on a holiday visit to Aspen, Colo. The Daily StarDust / BUZZIPPER / Baby, it’s bold out there.

Jeff Bezos and his buxom girlfriend Lauren Sanchez descended on Colorado this week, and she put on a sartorial show in an array of outrageous curve-hugging, revealing outfits — looking like a prototype for the real trophy wives of Aspen.

[V_TWIN]

Last time I saw a mouth like that.....it had a hook in it __Rodney Dangerfield

[tet68]

The carbon credits alone...

[Hot Tabasco]

I’ve skied most of the resorts out west and in western Canada but NEVER, ever, wanted to ski Aspen.. It’s nothing but a retreat for the very rich and famous.........

[V_TWIN]

I skied aspen back in ‘86 and it didn’t seem that bad back then.......I did see Robert Wagner of all people on the slopes though.

Of course he was with the hottest chick I saw the whole 3 days we were there. 😏

[Flavious_Maximus]

The very definition of SKANK!

[EEGator]

If I was worth whatever Bezos is, I’d be doing a “Leo Dicaprio” and cycling 23 y/o chicks until I die.

[EEGator]

It’s all ball bearings nowadays...

[Paladin2]

Aspen was OK in the 60s/70s before the Hotel Jerome was rehabbed and Spider Sabich was shot and killed.

[dfwgator]

If I was worth whatever Bezos is, I’d be doing a “Leo Dicaprio” and cycling 23 y/o chicks until I die.

You what what I'd do? Two chicks at the same time, man.

[Vision]

"and she put on a sartorial show in an array of outrageous curve-hugging, revealing outfits — looking like a prototype for the real trophy wives of Aspen."

Kirsten Fleming is a bitter loser.

[SuperLuminal]

Would rather be looking at pictures of his $500,000,000 yacht...

Nothing fake about that...

[MinorityRepublican]

Normally, I wouldn’t extend kudos to a guy for breaking up with his wife for a plasticized TV lady, but in this case I will. If your wife is an abortion-funding bitch and you decide to move on, you get a pass in my book.

I doubt Lauren Sanchez is pro-life.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

She is a helicopter pilot, too. That’s no easy thing.

[EEGator]

[robowombat]

well I wouldn’t refuse her company if she was using her credit cards.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Nice reference! LOL. That was such a great line.

Would these do?

[CivilWarBrewing]

Duck lips.

[Bratch]

[Right Brother]

[Jamestown1630]

Hey, maybe she’s nice...