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To: nwrep
I have a crush on Greta Thunberg. I think I can change her. She would look nice in a turquoise dress with turquoise colored nail polish to match it. And six inch heels. Definitely six inch heels so her lips can reach mine when I kiss her good night. I will buy her a pearl necklace to top it all off and take her out on a date.

We all know that Greta needs a date, like really badly.

16 posted on 12/30/2022 5:29:32 PM PST by SamAdams76 (4,762,307 | Truth Social | 87,863,616 | Twitter | Trump Followers)
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To: SamAdams76

Yikes.


17 posted on 12/30/2022 5:33:21 PM PST by crusty old prospector
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To: SamAdams76

“We all know that Greta needs a date, like really badly.”

And if “date” is a euphemism, I agree. She’s of age.


22 posted on 12/30/2022 5:55:23 PM PST by PLMerite ("They say that we were Cold Warriors. Yes, and a bloody good show, too." - Robert Conquest )
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To: SamAdams76
Dude ...

You're a better man than I am.

I do truly admire your willingness to take one for the team!

30 posted on 12/30/2022 6:17:39 PM PST by NorthMountain (... the right of the peopIe to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: SamAdams76
Maybe you can wash her hair while you're at it.

-PJ

42 posted on 12/30/2022 7:47:51 PM PST by Political Junkie Too ( * LAAP = Left-wing Activist Agitprop Press (formerly known as the MSM))
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To: SamAdams76

We all know that Greta needs a date, like really badly.

So does Tate, but I ain't volunteering.

45 posted on 12/30/2022 8:05:37 PM PST by FormerFRLurker
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To: SamAdams76

Are you ok? You seem like you are not ok.


52 posted on 12/30/2022 9:22:11 PM PST by Alter Kaker (Gravitation is a theory, not a fact. It should be approached with an open mind...)
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To: SamAdams76

Time for an intervention


58 posted on 12/30/2022 11:13:14 PM PST by Greetings_Puny_Humans (I mostly come out at night... mostly.)
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To: SamAdams76
You might get competition from Laz.
61 posted on 12/31/2022 3:00:57 AM PST by jmacusa (Liberals. Too stupid to be idiots. )
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