[PLMerite]

“We all know that Greta needs a date, like really badly.”

And if “date” is a euphemism, I agree. She’s of age.

[SamAdams76]

Seriously. She is full of hate because she has never been loved. One of us men need to step up and romance her. She needs a man to send her flowers with little love notes in them.

There is this internet meme going around about the Greta Thunberg thermostat.

Thing is, if I had her in my home, I'd have to turn the thermostat down to about 60 because once we get necking on the couch, why the temperature would go up at least ten degrees in my living room.

I'm just saying, some man out there needs to get up the nerve and ask her out on a date. She can be saved.