Greta Thunberg's Response To Andrew Tate Getting Arrested Is One For The History Books

Yahoo ^ | December 30, 2022

[Gay State Conservative]

Greta is what happens when an intelligent young girl can’t find a guy (or a battery operated device) to fulfill one of her basic needs.

[PLMerite]

“We all know that Greta needs a date, like really badly.”

And if “date” is a euphemism, I agree. She’s of age.

[DouglasKC]

Not true. Just another leftist lie to make Saint Greta look saint like.

[Az Joe]

https://www.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/85e8f083-0240-4695-a586-e2c0d5a88485/gif

Greta has a big vagina

[Az Joe]

No, Greta has a big vagina, all dicks are small to her.

Hot dog down a hallway...remember?

[SamAdams76]

Seriously. She is full of hate because she has never been loved. One of us men need to step up and romance her. She needs a man to send her flowers with little love notes in them.

There is this internet meme going around about the Greta Thunberg thermostat.

Thing is, if I had her in my home, I'd have to turn the thermostat down to about 60 because once we get necking on the couch, why the temperature would go up at least ten degrees in my living room.

I'm just saying, some man out there needs to get up the nerve and ask her out on a date. She can be saved.

[crusty old prospector]

Maybe you are right. Maybe she never got asked to prom or Norwegian homecoming.

[SamAdams76]

I guarantee she never got asked to the prom. That is devastating to a girl. She also never got to dance to Abba.

We need to heal her.

[NorthMountain]

Does she know what a pizza is ?

I wonder if Gropin' Joe still considers her to be a "pizza" ...

[NorthMountain]

Dude ...

You're a better man than I am.

I do truly admire your willingness to take one for the team!

[sauropod]

Bkmk

[crusty old prospector]

[SamAdams76]

Greta and I spinning around the floor to "Dancing Queen". She would have such joy in her eyes as I pick her up and lift her over my head in the final chorus.

I can picture that.

[crusty old prospector]

You can dance, you can jive.
Having the time of your life…

[dfwgator]

Those are the outfits they wore on American Bandstand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNg1o8HeiSo

I was definitely a Frida guy, she looked like the more “fun” of the two.

[crusty old prospector]

I sure hope they were wearing bloomers beneath those racy outfits.

[crusty old prospector]

At my son’s wedding a few weeks ago, the first song was Dancing Queen. I think more people danced to that than any other jungle jingle that came after it.

[Impala64ssa]

Greta has a big vagina
LOL! Reminds me of Richard and Willie, a Black ventriloquist who sometimes opened for Richard Pryor and Redd Foxx. Willie describing one of his "exploits". "She said 'Willie we made beautiful music but I didn't know that your organ was so little" "I said 'I didn't know I had to play in a damn cathedral'"😜😜

[1_Rain_Drop]

seriously.... that’s very funny!

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Greta probably has an entourage and hangers-on who can do tweets for her. Mom and dad are probably too worn out by now and maybe not so hip to English slang.