Posted on 12/29/2022 9:05:11 PM PST by libh8er
Las Vegas is one of the largest cities for Southwest Airlines. And with the carrier cancelling thousands of flights every day over the holidays, many of those who happened in Vegas have been forced to stay in Vegas.
Southwest has said they’ll cover reasonable expenses for affected travelers. That likely covers modest meals and hotel accommodations. But what about immodest expenses? For those, Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club has Southwest passengers covered offering:
Free transportation to the club
Waived cover charge
One free drink
And a lap dance
According to the club’s General Manager,
With the current state of Harry Reid International Airport, many holiday travelers have been left stranded and may not make it home for the unforeseeable future, possibly until after the New Year. We are doing our part by opening our doors to travelers who are most affected to ensure their extended stay in Las Vegas is a memorable one.
All that’s needed is “proof of having a canceled or delayed flight” for dads to go and learn whether they’ve failed the Chris Rock test.
Dad - “Hey hon, why don’t you and the kids stay here while I go stretch my legs...”
Yeah...I got yer freebie.
Good to see Sam Brinton has a new job in the environment he enjoys.
Funny.
As they say you can find anything at a “gentleman’s club” except a gentleman.
I used to think it was funny they called places in the 1970s and 80s “adult book stores.” I guess all the others were for children’s books.
Ping says “Merry Christmas” like a lap “dance.”
No pics.
What a gyp.
Do the guests have to wear seat belts while the girls dance?
No, but they have to be in an "upright position."
Regards,
Ewwww
Lap dance? Have to be pretty desperate to be dry humped in a bar nook.
Sounds about as appealing as a vacation in san fransicko.
What the heck is that from? The Dance of the Maladroit Spastics?
Free lap dancing covers everything of importance.
I was talking to some friends yesterday, husband and wife and son, all FAs for Southwest. It’s screwed up beyond belief. They claim it’s a numbers guy running the company and their systems are totally obsolete because no investment.
Amusing that “747” is in the topic number.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Theo_0u2n34
https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/1986923/posts?page=54#54
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