Posted on 12/29/2022 7:26:26 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Maurqice ................. no need to look................
I heard this gun/rifle song sung at a Coast Guard Training Center roof top for a couple of hours in 1968. Didn’t look like any fun at all, like too often, high-porting the said rifles for half the night around the parade grounds.
Possible house party? Impossible house party? Animal House™️ party?
An 18 year old dancing with a pistol. In hand, waving it around... WTF! Lemme guess a gangsta dance prop?
Rofl! Monty Python could have had fun with this one:
Disability agent: I’m sorry, ma’am, but your application seems incomplete.
Victim: My doctor told me I can’t twerk no more. I got shot you know. Like shot? By a gun? That’s how come I can’t twerk now.
Agent: I’m sorry about your injury, ma’am. I’ve been going over your medical records, and I can’t find anything from your doctors specifying you can’t work.
Victim: I told you! He said I can’t twerk no more. No more! Never!
Agent: Ma’am, if you can’t work, may I ask what sort of employment you were engaged in before you were injured?
Victim: I was twerking when I got shot, mister!
Agent: Uh, that’s right at the time, during, or ... ?
Victim: Yes, at the time! But my doctors say I can’t twerk no more. So I need my dis-bility, and you better give to me.
Agent: Who was your employer at the time you were injured? You see —
Victim: I don’t see nothin’ but I can’t twerk no more!
Agent: Ah, so your vision was affected. But I find nothing in your medical —
Victim: I can see just fine, but I can’t twerk! I keep telling you what my doctor done told me. He told me I can’t twerk no more!
If that twerked in front of me, I may not fire a projectile, but I would shirley projectile vomit
He wants a second chance to get her pregnant, so that is uplifting. /s
I'm no detective but I have a sneaking suspicion that there's a "Step 2" missing in this version.
Let me guess. Do I have to look?
Hey big guy…is that a pistol in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
Wait…that was a pistol in your pocket!
He wasn’t actually happy to see her... that was a pistol in his pocket.
Good thing he was not firing birdman’s .50 nucleonic ammo!
“Maurqice”
” I’m sorry, can you spell that for me please?”
M a u r q I c e
“Are you sure that’s the correct spelling?”
“How bout I put a cap in yo ass?”
Some people call me “Maurqice”, cause I speak about the Pompatus of Love.
You shot a woman and then ask her for her number? is that how dating goes these days??
Well, this POS wearing the suit probably had his finger on the button of .50 nucleonic ammo!
Read the article my daughter and I are laugh our butts off, wife kept saying she did not get it. I reply, girl twerking in front of an 18 year old male and his gun went off prematurely.” Daughter laughing said “Dad stop it, I am eating.” Wife says, “what’s so funny.” Tried numerous way to explain without being graphic at the dinner table, just a blank stare. I guess all the years of my daughter and I watching British comedy made the innuendo clear to us.
Calls for “common sense arse control” in 3-2-...
That guy again! He’s always in some kinda mess!
He suffered from premature discharge of his weapon.
It happens, I guess.
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