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To: Red Badger

I have family who live on the Oregon coast. Their entire property has magic mushrooms growing everywhere. Can’t say I am adventurous to try them. I take my drugs in 12 ounce bottles....


30 posted on 12/27/2022 2:18:52 PM PST by Organic Panic (Democrats. Memories as short as Joe Biden's eyes)
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To: Organic Panic
"I have family who live on the Oregon coast. Their entire property has magic mushrooms growing everywhere. Can’t say I am adventurous to try them. I take my drugs in 12 ounce bottles....

Morel-gathering is licensed in Oregon so if you're caught gathering mushrooms the Game Warden will ask to see your license. He'll also ask to see your shrooms because it's illegal to gather the psychedelic ones.

If you have any psychedelics they'll arrest you. If you have poisonous mushrooms, they'll seize them and give you a stern talking to.

So if you're caught with mushrooms that will send you to God, you get off with a slap on the wrist. But if you're caught with the ones that will only make you see God, they'll put you in jail.

Go figure.

38 posted on 12/27/2022 3:20:10 PM PST by Paal Gulli (The world will not be destroyed by those who do evil, but by those who watch and do nothing.)
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