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Florida man carrying nearly 500 grams of weed tries to steal plane to meet girlfriend, police say 
ClickOrlando.com ^
 | June 22, 2020
 | WKMG ClickOrlando
Posted on 12/25/2022 8:38:28 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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    An oldie but a goodie from 2020. 
MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM FLORIDA!
 
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
    By plane, by helicopter, and if necessary, by automobile.
 
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posted on 
12/25/2022 8:43:40 AM PST
by 
Category Four
(Joy, Fun, the Joke Proper, and Flippancy ... Flippancy is the best of all.)
 
To: All
    These long distance relationships never work out
 
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
    Why are so many other sinister drugs found with Marijuana?
 
4
posted on 
12/25/2022 8:44:43 AM PST
by 
Does so
(It's not OUR guns...It's YOUR sons!)
 
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
    Can’t they just say a pound of weed?
 
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posted on 
12/25/2022 8:45:49 AM PST
by 
Rurudyne
(Standup Philosopher)
 
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
    That’s just over a pound of the dreaded weed.
 
6
posted on 
12/25/2022 8:46:10 AM PST
by 
gathersnomoss
(LIVE FREE OR DIE)
 
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
    Let’s see. We’ve got a romance, a bit of weed, and the police.
Somebody ought to write a County song about this.
 
7
posted on 
12/25/2022 8:46:45 AM PST
by 
Leaning Right
(The steal is real.)
 
    Country song, not County song.
I don’t even know what a County song is. But I guess autocorrect does.
 
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posted on 
12/25/2022 8:48:06 AM PST
by 
Leaning Right
(The steal is real.)
 
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
    And they want us to believe drugs don’t affect thinking skills................
 
9
posted on 
12/25/2022 8:49:27 AM PST
by 
PeterPrinciple
(Thinking Caps are no longer being issued but there must be a warehouse full of them somewhere.)
 
To: Leaning Right
    How about a Hallmark movie? So there’s a happy ending.
 
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
    Merry Christmas to all good republican posters and lurkers on FR..
 
11
posted on 
12/25/2022 8:57:28 AM PST
by 
entropy12
(Food is most popular anxiety drug, exercise is the least popular.)
 
To: PeterPrinciple
    Why do you think they call it “dope”?
 
12
posted on 
12/25/2022 9:00:11 AM PST
by 
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
 
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
    This guys sounds frantic, manic, high as a Japanese Kite and very disorganized, but he doesn’t sound violent. I still wouldn’t trust giving him a lift in my car.
How much do you want to bet he never did pay that driver
One Thousand Dollars for the ride to the airport?
 
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
    Merry Christmas Florida Man, you scamp.
 
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
    “It should be known that there is no security on duty at the airport.”
Well, it is known now.
 
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posted on 
12/25/2022 9:03:46 AM PST
by 
Larry Lucido
(Donate!  Don't just post clickbait!)
 
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
    17ish ounces of weed. He’s prison bound.
 
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posted on 
12/25/2022 9:05:00 AM PST
by 
TermLimits4All
(Voting booths don't matter.  Results are already baked and we're just useless pawns.  )
 
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
    Florida Man motto: Go big or go home.
 
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
    They should have let him take off as a Savings to the Taxpayers, he never would of made it anyway.
 
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posted on 
12/25/2022 9:08:50 AM PST
by 
eyeamok
(founded in cynicism, wrapped in sarcasm)
 
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
    Nearly! 500! Grams! Wow! That’s just a little over 1! Pound!
 
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posted on 
12/25/2022 9:09:13 AM PST
by 
webheart
 
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
    Gimme a ticket for an aeroplane
Ain’t got time to take a fast train
Lonely days are gone, I’m a-goin’ home
My baby, just a wrote me a letter
I don’t care how much money I gotta spend
Got to get back to my baby again
Lonely days are gone, I’m a-goin’ home
My baby, just-a wrote me a letter
“The Box Tops” - “The Letter” 1967
 
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