“Officers attended the scene to assist. Vehicle details were exchanged. No arrests were carried out.”
If you’re stuck, then you weren’t going fast enough.
...the Santas, some of them seemingly well into their festive drinks, struggling to move their Army vehicle and being told off for trying to drive it through the narrow streets of the village
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Florida man now in England apparently.
This is why tanks have cannons.
Blow the car up and proceed.
Dashing through the snow
In an old green APC
Oer the fields we go
With a case of good whiskey
“Put Clive out front. His nose is as red as Rudolph’s!”
“The enemy has befuddled us again with obstacles and drink.”
“Well, Monty would never have let a car and an old building stop him! Back up and hit it again! Hit it like it’s Rommel’s drift car!”
“Would any of you young ladies like to ride in the back and see what Santa has in his bag for you?”
“Button up! The natives are chucking stones at us. Reminds me of my time in…..well…..almost everywhere. Smithers, go out and see if you can parley with them. What have we got to give them? No, we’ll give them Smithers before we give them a bottle. How about that empty ammo can? You did what in it, Smithers? You relieved yourself in it? And it hasn’t eaten through the metal yet. You need another drink. What else have we got? A first aid kit? What’s in it? Nothing? An empty first aid kit? Just like when we were in battle. Pop the hatch and out you go Smithers. Stop crying! The worst they’ll do is dress you up like Boy George. Then you can join the Navy.”
“Slurring their words and gesticulating rather wildly”
Ohhhhhhhh…..
Artillery Officers.
Of course, to the “press” any tracked military vehicle is a “Tank”, just like any black rifle is an “Assault weapon”.
It’s okay kids Santa just took a lot of medicine last night.