[HombreSecreto]

Let’s make that day 2.

On the first day of Christmas, the Big Guy gave to me
A laptop and a webcam

On the second day of Christmas, the Big Guy gave to me
Two golden showers
And a laptop and a webcam

On the third day of Christmas, the Big Guy gave to me
Three VPNs
Two golden showers
And a laptop and a webcam

On the fourth day of Christmas, the Big Guy gave to me
Four packs of condoms
Three VPNs
Two golden showers
And a laptop and a webcam

On the fifth day of Christmas, the Big Guy gave to me
Five crack pipes
Four packs of condoms
Three VPNs
Two golden showers
And a laptop and a webcam

OK! Who wants to add the next few days?

[Organic Panic]

“Two underage Chinese prostitutes...”

[WorksinKOP]

Six female FBI Agents.

[1956tbyrd]

Eight rocks of crack cocaine.