Six female FBI Agents.
Hunter Biden’s Twelve Days of Christmas (work in progress) - chip in! (Works...made a small edit to your #6 if ok)
On the first day of Christmas, the Big Guy gave to me
A laptop and a webcam
On the second day of Christmas, the Big Guy gave to me
Two golden showers
And a laptop and a webcam
On the third day of Christmas, the Big Guy gave to me
Three VPNs
Two golden showers
And a laptop and a webcam
On the fourth day of Christmas, the Big Guy gave to me
Four packs of condoms
Three VPNs
Two golden showers
And a laptop and a webcam
On the fifth day of Christmas, the Big Guy gave to me
Five crack pipes
Four packs of condoms
Three VPNs
Two golden showers
And a laptop and a webcam
On the sixth day of Christmas, the Big Guy gave to me
Six slutty FBI agents
Five crack pipes
Four packs of condoms
Three VPNs
Two golden showers
And a laptop and a webcam
On the seventh day of Christmas, the Big Guy gave to me
Seven strippers a-stripping
Six slutty FBI agents
Five crack pipes
Four packs of condoms
Three VPNs
Two golden showers
And a laptop and a webcam
On the eighth day of Christmas, the Big Guy gave to me
Eight Chinese a-blackmailing
Seven strippers a-stripping
Six slutty FBI agents
Five crack pipes
Four packs of condoms
Three VPNs
Two golden showers
And a laptop and a webcam
On the ninth day of Christmas, the Big Guy gave to me
Nine Ukrainians a-bribing
Eight Chinese a-blackmailing
Seven strippers a-stripping
Six slutty FBI agents
Five crack pipes
Four packs of condoms
Three VPNs
Two golden showers
And a laptop and a webcam
Only 3 more to go!