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To: DFG

Rectum? It almost killed him.

5.56mm


3 posted on 12/21/2022 4:31:38 AM PST by M Kehoe (Quid Pro Joe and the Ho got to go)
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To: M Kehoe
Rectum? It almost killed him.

An oldie, but appropriate goodie. Kudos, sir.

Thanks for the outstanding belly-laugh.

Cheers.

8 posted on 12/21/2022 4:38:03 AM PST by Two-Shoes (The Second Amendment exists to guarantee & give TEETH to the First.)
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To: M Kehoe

Perfect. LOL!


15 posted on 12/21/2022 4:53:46 AM PST by MayflowerMadam
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To: M Kehoe

Call the UN! We’ve found one of Saddam’s weapons of ass destruction.


24 posted on 12/21/2022 5:13:15 AM PST by Made In The USA (Ellen Ate Dynamite Good By Ellen)
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To: M Kehoe

Beat me to it!


29 posted on 12/21/2022 5:34:05 AM PST by Demiurge2 (Define your terms!)
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To: M Kehoe

Ka ching


33 posted on 12/21/2022 5:56:04 AM PST by silverleaf (“Freedom ultimately means the right of other people to do things that you disagree with”. T. Sowell )
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To: M Kehoe

PTSD

P ut
T he
S hell
D EEP


37 posted on 12/21/2022 5:58:40 AM PST by LeonardFMason
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To: M Kehoe

LMAO!


42 posted on 12/21/2022 6:05:53 AM PST by SgtHooper (If you remember the 60's, YOU WEREN'T THERE!)
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To: M Kehoe

That is my all-time favorite joke. They I tell it the boy who tells the story to his teacher is “Young Tom Edison.” That way, my version has educational content for the listener


47 posted on 12/21/2022 6:21:14 AM PST by j.havenfarm (22 years on Free Republic, 12/10/22! more then 6500 replies and still not shutting up!)
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To: M Kehoe

For years people have said they need to be isolated they are not sane.


65 posted on 12/21/2022 8:16:07 AM PST by Vaduz (LAWYERS )
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To: M Kehoe
Everybody knows the punchline but nobody remembers how to set up the joke.

I heard the joke about forty years ago but for years I've tried to remember it.   I guess this story is good enough to get that punchline in if you word it right.

Did you hear about the old French guy who got a WWI artillery shell lodged in his...?
something like that.
77 posted on 12/24/2022 11:46:38 AM PST by higgmeister (In the Shadow of The Big Chicken!)
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